Arlene Rimmer

The crew of Red Dwarf came across another Red Dwarf from a Parallel Universe, where gender roles were reversed (to the point that Men give birth, there was the men's movement, instead of the women's movement and masculinists instead of feminists!), Dave Lister met Debbie Lister, and Arnold Rimmer met Arlene Rimmer. The personalities of their female counterparts were exactly the same, and this gave Rimmer a nightmare of an insight into who he was.

ARLENE: Okay, I read it in this book. It's great for picking up bits of
tottie.
ARNOLD: Well, I'd hardly describe myself as a bit of "tottie."

ARLENE gets up and swaggers over to RIMMER. She leans over him.

ARLENE: Ohhh, yes. Tottie, tottie, tottie.
ARNOLD: I think you've had rather too much to drink. I always get like
this when I'm tanked up.
ARLENE: C'mon, you're interested.
ARNOLD: I assure you, I'm not.
ARLENE: Why are you giving me all the signs, then?
ARNOLD: What signs?
ARLENE: Wearing such tight-fit trousers? (So saying, she gropes his
goolies.)
ARNOLD: They're not tight.
ARLENE: Of course they are. You're begging for it.
ARNOLD: I'm not "tottie," and I'm not begging for anything!
ARLENE: C'mon, give us a snog! I promise I won't try and take off your
underpants.
ARNOLD: Look, I'm sorry, I'm just not that kind of g-- boy.